{"product_id":"sling-bag-sober-af-sober-still","title":"Sling Bag — \"SOBER AF \/ Sober Still\"","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e14.5\" × 9''\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            14.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            9.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            4.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        SOBER AF, hands-free.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis one doesn't whisper. \"SOBER AF\" sits right on the front, \"Sober Still\" finishes the thought on the strap. Compact enough to wear through a meeting, sturdy enough for everywhere after. Front pocket holds what you grab without looking — phone, keys, cash. Main compartment carries the rest. Built for days that don't slow down for anyone, including you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% polyester body for strength and weather resistance\u003cbr\u003e- Three compartments including a front zip pocket for quick access\u003cbr\u003e- Adjustable carrying strap for crossbody or shoulder wear\u003cbr\u003e- Durable plastic D-rings for secure attachments\u003cbr\u003e- Zipper closures to keep contents safe\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Spot clean \/ Dry Clean Only\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Spot clean \/ Dry Clean Only\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"14.5\" × 9''","offer_id":47710428659890,"sku":"64988570238506292629","price":55.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0766\/4812\/0498\/files\/7742454224829746845_2048.jpg?v=1784025741","url":"https:\/\/soberstill.shop\/products\/sling-bag-sober-af-sober-still","provider":"sober still","version":"1.0","type":"link"}